"you can’t blacklist people in real life, you spoiled little shit."
iain
"He took a shot to the nuts for her dad."
Iain
"i’ve been really rough with myself"
iain
"This is the most badass kitchen I have ever seen, and I’ve watched MTV Cribs."
Iain
"P.S. Butt."
Iain
"They look like decaying pizza."
Iain on Rigelians
"That’s why you should play this game, you can get Kit and put him on you. And you can turn him on or off."
Iain trying to convince me to play Star Trek Online
"Oh, I’m being hailed."
Iain whenever he gets a text
"I wish I could teach my hair how to wag."
Iain
"i would feel blessed if sacha baron cohen stuck his ass in my face."
iain
